"I wish I had a TARDIS just so I could go watch next week’s episode of Doctor Who now."
"Uhhh, It’s uh… West. If you go west from England… About a hund- two hundred miles, you’ll drown, but if you went even further you’d find America."
"Dude don’t be hating on “Slow-Mo Guy,” he’s just going through life at his own pace."
Me
"Okay, I’m insane. Not mentally, just legally."
Toby, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I73QY6mifDM
"If you’re a Monster and you know it clap your hands."
Patrick MaCurdy
"People who say GIMP is just as good as Photoshop are like the people who say Pluto isn’t a planet. WRONG."
Paul Surrette
"I can look after a baby! I’ve only got 555 sim thingies! Don’t worry about me, i’m fine!"
"You dropped your taser."
Random dude at Claim Jumper
"My tank definitely goes beep beep."
Me @ Halo Fest
"And he snuck past the cutscenes."
Mac @ Halo Fest
